1 00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:08,842 (television tuning through channels) 2 00:00:09,926 --> 00:00:12,052 (voice on TV): I may have to ask for a loan. 3 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:15,640 (voice): Get your own place, there's so many other options. 4 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,356 (TV beeping) 5 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:35,868 (audience cheering) 6 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,494 - Hey, come on! 7 00:00:37,495 --> 00:00:40,080 (audience cheering) 8 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:41,874 Hey, I saw you last week, man. 9 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,209 Welcome. 10 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:48,005 Drama, betrayal, beef, 11 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:50,382 The Wahlid Show has it all, 12 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:52,676 and it starts right now. 13 00:00:52,677 --> 00:00:55,471 (narrator): This week, lifelong friends... 14 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:57,473 (Jasmeet): We've been friends since high school. 15 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:58,515 (narrator): ...turn into enemies. 16 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:00,392 - He's been taking from me! 17 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:02,645 Ask his mom, ask his sister, everybody hates Jasmeet. 18 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:04,813 (narrator): After this YouTuber stylist... 19 00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:06,857 - I'm the reason why he has any sense of style! 20 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:09,151 Look at him before, he was trash. 21 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:11,570 (narrator): ...ditches him for a more popular 22 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,364 and younger streamer. 23 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:15,532 (Prem): Hey, I'm Prem, and I'm hot. 24 00:01:15,533 --> 00:01:17,534 - She's doing it for the clout, okay? 25 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:19,871 I just want my friend back. 26 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:23,207 - I hate him! (beep) you, Jasmeet! 27 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:24,249 We're done! 28 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:26,585 - Can this friendship be saved? 29 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,045 Or is it a forever beef? 30 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:31,298 We're going to find out. Jasmeet, come on out! 31 00:01:31,299 --> 00:01:33,258 (audience cheers) 32 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:35,552 - Hey, everybody! Hey. 33 00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:37,429 (Wahlid): Big fan of your work. 34 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:40,307 - Thank you. How are you? Hey. 35 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:42,059 (Jasmeet chuckles) Alright, hey. 36 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:44,895 - Jasmeet, welcome to the show. Tell us, what's going on? 37 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:48,440 - Look, man. I wish I knew what was going on, you know? 38 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:50,609 I just want to know why she ghosted me. 39 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:52,986 - And you guys have been friends since high school? 40 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:55,781 - Yeah. That's what makes it even more sad. 41 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:58,117 She's like one of my best friends. 42 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,952 (audience sighs) 43 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,245 (man): Man, she's a snake for real! 44 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:02,746 - Appreciate you, thank you. 45 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:04,707 - And you claim she left you for Prem, 46 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:07,668 the same guy that got you cancelled on his live stream. 47 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:08,919 Yikes! 48 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:11,088 - That's what I'm saying! That guy's a (beep) weasel-ass, 49 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:15,759 clout chasing, son of a (beep), mother(beep), ass(beep). 50 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:19,430 (beep) I hate his (beep) (extended beeping) 51 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:22,057 That's what I'm saying, (beep) that guy. 52 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:23,559 He's a clout chasing (beep)! 53 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,477 (audience cheering) 54 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,021 - Don't have a stroke now. 55 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:29,148 Jasmeet, what would you do if Prem was here right now? 56 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,025 - Honestly, Wahlid, if he was here right now 57 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:32,067 I'd (beep) him up. 58 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:33,944 - Really? 59 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:36,322 - (beep) that guy, as a matter of fact, I wish he'd come out. 60 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:37,448 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 61 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:39,116 - You wish, you wish? - Yeah, I wish. 62 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,909 - Be careful what you wish for. Anyways, let's go ahead- 63 00:02:40,910 --> 00:02:43,287 - Wait. Why'd you give me that look? 64 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,497 - Huh? Don't worry about it, alright? 65 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:46,957 - Wait, no, I... 66 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:49,293 - Well, I've got Chippy backstage listening right now, 67 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:52,254 let's get to the bottom of this. Chippy, come on out. 68 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:54,882 (audience members boo) 69 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:58,218 - Oh, (beep) you. (beep), (beep) you! 70 00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:01,305 Which one of you (beep)holes called me a snake, huh? 71 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:03,057 (beep), I bet it was you. 72 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:06,561 (beep) You left the house like that? (beep) you. 73 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,271 - Chippy, why the sudden betrayal? 74 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:10,856 - I have my reasons. 75 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:11,940 (audience members boo) (man): Yeah, right! 76 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:13,817 - Yeah, but what did I even do? 77 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:15,861 - Honestly, at this point, it's so much stuff 78 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,739 I can't even keep track, like you're so exhausting, Jasmeet. 79 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:19,656 - Ooh. 80 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:21,492 - I don't have the capacity 81 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,035 to do your emotional labour anymore. 82 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,495 I should be getting paid! 83 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:25,621 (woman): Get your money, girl! 84 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,414 - Thank you! 85 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:28,957 - You know what, Chippy, you're right. 86 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:31,043 On this show, we believe in women getting equal pay 87 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:31,960 for what they do. 88 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:33,213 - Thank you. 89 00:03:33,745 --> 00:03:37,091 - You want to know what's exhausting? 90 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:40,678 You constantly using therapy-ass lingo all the time on me. 91 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:42,888 Emotional labour this, capacity that. 92 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,390 Like, what are you even trying to say? 93 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:47,142 - You're criticizing me for how I show up in our friendship 94 00:03:47,143 --> 00:03:48,894 to keep you accountable? 95 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,813 - No, I'm criticizing you because all you do is act 96 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:53,607 like my (beep) therapist. How about acting like my friend? 97 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:54,984 Just keep it real with me. 98 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:57,111 - Chippy, it can't be that hard to keep it real. 99 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:58,737 - I'm not responsible for you doing the work. 100 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,155 (woman): Yeah, do the work, bitch! 101 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:02,408 - See, Wahlid, this is what I'm saying, man. 102 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:04,368 Like, what does "the work" even mean? 103 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:06,078 - Sounds like a nine to five. 104 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,163 (audience laughs) 105 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:10,708 - Maybe if you weren't so self-absorbed in your own (beep) 106 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,668 and you actually looked up out of your (beep)hole 107 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,211 at the rest of the world, you'd know. 108 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:17,923 It's always your world, Jasmeet, and we're all just living in it. 109 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:21,301 - I mean, it is Jasmeet's World, am I right? 110 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:23,554 (audience laughs) 111 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:25,055 (cheering) 112 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:26,390 Thank you! 113 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,560 - Game recognize game, brother. 114 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,770 Let's take a quick break and when we get back, 115 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:33,731 we'll find a little solve For all of this. 116 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:36,776 (audience applauding) 117 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,909 Okay. Hey, nice to meet you. 118 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:49,288 (Jasmeet): Hey, look, man, I'm actually a huge fan. 119 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:52,124 You said something about be careful what you wish for. 120 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,125 I just wanted to know... 121 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,296 (Wahlid): Don't worry about it, alright? 122 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,965 (seal barking) 123 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,258 (narrator): First up for the seals 124 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:04,470 is a new innovation in the meal delivery space. 125 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,931 (dramatic music) 126 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:17,149 - Hello, Mummy. What's for lunch? 127 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:21,403 Oh, shoot. I forgot you are thousands of miles away, 128 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:22,905 all the way in India. 129 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:25,449 But I miss your cooking so much, 130 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,576 whatever can I do? 131 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:30,829 (Supinder): Don't worry, let Supi Auntie take care of you! 132 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,332 Ha! 133 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:35,084 (Janat and Supinder): Just Like Home Tiffins! 134 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:37,252 (Neal, delayed): Just Like Home Tiffins. Fuck. 135 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:39,130 (laughing) 136 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:43,217 - I started this business back in Covid, 137 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:46,011 providing a good meal to all the hard-working 138 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,806 international students who don't have time to cook 139 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:50,599 or can't afford expensive takeout. 140 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:54,019 Today I'm asking for $50,000 141 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:57,314 for my new kitchen renovations in the backyard shed. 142 00:05:57,315 --> 00:06:00,275 Including more cooking space, 143 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:02,403 storage, dishwashers, 144 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:07,408 and these cute reusable metal tiffin containers, 145 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:08,909 just like in India. 146 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:11,161 You want to have a look, sir? 147 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:13,288 - Uh, yeah. 148 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:17,126 So, what is the valuation of your company? 149 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:19,545 - Well, if you look at your pamphlets, 150 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:22,589 you can see that this year 151 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:25,884 I have a new increase of 70% 152 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:28,387 in revenue from the time 153 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,639 I started in Covid to now. 154 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,683 The demand is soaring 155 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:35,644 and we are planning to expand our operations, 156 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:38,313 while being ethically priced 157 00:06:38,314 --> 00:06:40,566 and environmentally friendly 158 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:43,152 because we are... 159 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:44,445 (Neal, early): Just Like Home Tiffins! 160 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:46,530 (Janat and Supinder): Just Like Home Tiffins! 161 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,782 - Yeah, cute. Okay. 162 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:52,244 Listen, I think it's kind of bold to ask for 50k 163 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:55,415 for a tiny company that has no real future. 164 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:59,793 And I mean, how do these flimsy tins even work? 165 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:03,422 - Well, we bring the food one day, we wash the dishes, 166 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:07,093 and we collect them the next day with a brand new tiffin sets. 167 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:10,013 (Janat gasps) 168 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:15,476 - They're not even durable. 169 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:20,189 (narrator): Will our judges move past this tiffin tantrum? 170 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:24,318 Or will Just Like Home become just for home. 171 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,694 Find out next. 172 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,072 (seal barks) 173 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:31,283 (doorbell rings) 174 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:35,579 (upbeat music) 175 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:38,582 (rhythmic music) 176 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,292 - Welcome to Nest Quest! 177 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,669 We're on a mission to connect sad, pathetic losers 178 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:44,296 with their next best nest. 179 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,255 (doorbell rings) 180 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:47,925 - Hi, I'm Maanvi, I'm an accountant, 181 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:50,719 I like to travel and learn languages. 182 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,097 - She's freshly divorced, looking to move out 183 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,640 of her overbearing parents' house, 184 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,434 and start a brand-new life as a strong, independent woman. 185 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:59,603 - Just to clarify, they're not overbearing. 186 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,814 Sorry, one second. 187 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,817 Haanji, mummy. 188 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,027 No, I'm out with a friend. 189 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:09,154 Tell Dadi I'll take her later. 190 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,115 No, I don't know anything about her hemorrhoid cream, 191 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,908 why would I know anything about that? 192 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,576 Why do you always do this when I'm out? 193 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,036 You're so annoying! 194 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:19,665 - Okay! So, what kind of nest are you on a quest for? 195 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,458 - I'm open to anything, 196 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,836 something cute with ensuite laundry, maybe. 197 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,671 Close to work, I'm easy. 198 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,965 - Okay, sounds not too difficult, 199 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:30,467 let's get on the quest. 200 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:33,430 (jovial music) 201 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:56,368 (soft music) 202 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:59,998 (birds chirping) 203 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:07,130 (soft music) 204 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:13,219 (sinister music) 205 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:19,349 No, no, don't let me interrupt your little daydream moment. 206 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:23,103 Please, continue... 207 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:26,023 Don't you have any shame? 208 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:30,903 How many times have I told you... 209 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,739 I like my kitchen filthy! 210 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,075 Understand? 211 00:09:35,076 --> 00:09:37,326 But my sweetest daughter-in-law. 212 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:40,913 Wouldn't a little cleanliness help your mood 213 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,083 and the vibe in the house? 214 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,709 Vibe? 215 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:49,714 The vibe was fine until you got here! 216 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:53,593 Interjecting yourself into every little thing. 217 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,721 Ruining my tea. 218 00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:04,187 I like it weak! Weak like water! 219 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,815 I don't need your help. 220 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:11,027 I already have my little student slave. 221 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:14,406 (sobbing) 222 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,744 What have you done to her? 223 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:25,291 Go somewhere else to rot out the rest of your life! 224 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:28,378 We are modern Canadians, 225 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:32,632 we don't need you here! 226 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:35,726 Get up! 227 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,142 Oh god, what has happened? 228 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,356 (upbeat jingle) 229 00:10:52,050 --> 00:10:56,447 Welcome back to the show, Jasmeet, tell me, 230 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:59,241 Chippy is working with this guy Prem. 231 00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:01,785 Does that bother you? - Yeah, obviously it bothers me. 232 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:04,913 She's working with the guy that set me up to crash out. 233 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:07,166 You're working with my op! 234 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,418 - Oh, he made you say you're homophobic? 235 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:12,004 (Jasmeet): I'm not. - Not cool, buddy. 236 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,214 - He rage-baited me into it. It was intentional. 237 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:17,051 - Yo, this guy fell for the rage bait, that's crazy. 238 00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:19,303 - Can't you see how slimy he moves? That's your man? 239 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,972 - He wants me to style him and he's going to pay me. 240 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,058 What am I supposed to say? No? 241 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,018 (woman): Mm-hmm, get your money, girl! 242 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,145 - Thank you! - I ain't going to lie, man. 243 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,648 Money is a second language. And I be speaking it, man. 244 00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:32,524 (audience chuckles) 245 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,985 - There are other ways to make money and promote yourself. 246 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:38,072 - Gee, if only I had a friend who was really popping online 247 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,199 and could put me on every once in a while. 248 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,827 You know, I even made this jacket 249 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,662 for him to wear on the stream. 250 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,790 - That looks like support to me. 251 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,708 - Yeah. If he had worn it. 252 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,794 (audience members gasp) 253 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:54,546 - Wait, wait, you're telling me he didn't even wear the jacket? 254 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,257 - Alright, no disrespect, it's just not my style. 255 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,801 - You asked me to make it for you. 256 00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:01,220 What are you talking about? - What are you talking about? 257 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,931 I didn't ask you to make shit. - Yeah? That's funny. 258 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,100 Because I got receipts. 259 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,976 - Oh, that is great, that's great. Let's pull it up. 260 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,145 - Wait, why are you bringing out a TV? 261 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,189 - Alright, we have a little text exchange here. 262 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:15,067 Chippy, "Got some good stuff on the way." 263 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,360 And we got some photos of some fabric. 264 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:19,989 And Jasmeet, you responded with, "Neeeed dat." 265 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:22,366 With four e's and a flex emoji. 266 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,702 I don't know about you guys, 267 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,620 but this looks like an agreement to me. 268 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,038 - See? I don't lie. 269 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:31,250 - Yo, I thought you were making some futuristic-ass Sari, okay? 270 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:34,461 Like, we, we as in the culture, need that. 271 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:37,047 - There he goes again, saying things he doesn't mean. 272 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,550 - You send me a picture of a pile of fabric 273 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,760 and I'm supposed to know that that's a jacket. 274 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,804 - It clearly looks like a jacket! Are you blind? 275 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,223 - No, it clearly looks like a bunch of cut up safety vests. 276 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,809 Like, guys, back me up. Wahlid, back me up. 277 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,936 (Wahlid): I can kind of see how it's a jacket. 278 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,271 - What! How? 279 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,939 - Can I actually get a closer look at the jacket? 280 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,483 Sorry, I just want to take a look. Yeah. Do you mind? 281 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,402 I'm just going to try this on real quick. 282 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,404 Nah, this is crazy, what the heck? 283 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,865 Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 284 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,366 No, you a dummy on this. 285 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,160 Yo, dawg, take a photo real quick? 286 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,996 (audience cheers) 287 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,498 Yeah! Oh! Oh! Oh! 288 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,500 Nah, dawg, you actually slipped this, 289 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,919 because this is actually so dumb, what the heck. 290 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,255 Yo, Chippy, after the show I'm going to have our stylist 291 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,716 get in touch, I'm just going to have you make some pieces 292 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,302 for the show, because like, this is crazy. 293 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,720 I'm going to wear this out of the studio. 294 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,639 You didn't wear this jacket? You didn't even try it on? 295 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,266 Yo, is he not a clown? 296 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,810 Like that's actually crazy, he's dumb as hell. 297 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,145 Like he's actually dumb. 298 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,190 (audience members laugh) 299 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,399 (seals bark) 300 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,151 - Let me see if I got this straight. 301 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,112 You're asking the consumer 302 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,323 to wash their own dishes? 303 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,534 It's idiotic, it's inconvenient 304 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,495 to the consumer. 305 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,413 That's why there's services like Skip The Dishes, 306 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:54,083 it's literally in the name, 307 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:56,502 you eat, you toss, easy. 308 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,797 - But we are mindful about the environmental impact. 309 00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:02,717 (laughing) 310 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:08,556 (all laughing) 311 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:12,559 Time for a little bit of reality here, sweetie. 312 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,437 We all want to save the turtles 313 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:18,273 but paper straws suck. 314 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,858 Not in the way they're supposed to, 315 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,277 they're supposed to suck up the liquid, they don't, 316 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,947 they just suck, suck. You get it. 317 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,324 People don't give two shits 318 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,159 if it makes their lives inconvenient. 319 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,661 - Can you even swear on this show? 320 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,455 - Fuck, yeah. Fuck, fuck, fuck, you should give it a try, 321 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:35,499 I think it'd relax you a lot more. Fuck! 322 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,835 So what is your profit margin for the month? 323 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,044 Is it like 25 bucks? 324 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,046 - No, it's more than that, if you look at the chart- 325 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,507 - I see no plans for expansion outside your backyard. 326 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:44,717 No growth in different cities, 327 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,385 no growth in different provinces. 328 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,264 There isn't even butter chicken in this! 329 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,349 Like, what kind of Indian food is this? 330 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:53,892 - Sir, this is authentic Kashmiri-Punjabi- 331 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,603 - No, no I haven't finished- - Sir, you asked her a question. 332 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,105 - I am still talking! - Mr. Seal, please. 333 00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,733 - I'm not finished! 334 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,776 - This guy's an asshole. - Shut up. 335 00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:03,945 - Sorry. 336 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,822 - Look, if you don't have a real plan 337 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,949 for me to make real money, 338 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,285 I cannot see any value in this. 339 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:14,079 We're not running a charity, kids. 340 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,457 We like money. 341 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:19,668 Money. Mon-mon-mon-mon-mon-mon-money. 342 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:22,504 You might as well be pitching a soup kitchen 343 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,089 the way you're going. 344 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,467 Come on. 345 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,304 (narrator): Will they seal the deal? 346 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,973 Or will her dreams get clubbed away? 347 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:35,602 Find out next. 348 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,314 Kapow. 349 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,859 - Oh, God. 350 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,528 (seal barks) 351 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,533 (calm sigh) 352 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:55,872 - I will fix your problems. 353 00:15:57,248 --> 00:16:01,335 Hello, Haanji, who's next on the phone call? 354 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:04,505 (Gurdeep): Uh, Gurd... Gurpreet Bhatta. 355 00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:07,424 - And what is the seem problem? 356 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,384 (Gurdeep in Punjabi) 357 00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,302 Yes, I'm calling because... 358 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,013 (in English): I have someone in my life... 359 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,431 ... and I love her but, 360 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,266 - But I have to tell her... - Yes. 361 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:19,395 (Gurdeep): I don't like what she's doing. 362 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:24,108 - Well, listen, buddy. Relationships, they take time. 363 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:26,944 So if you just talk to her. 364 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:30,406 (Gurdeep): Anything more least confrontational? 365 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:34,118 Are you able to give me some kind of magic spell 366 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:37,414 to get my mom to go back to India? 367 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:41,208 - What the hell you think I am? Like the wizard? 368 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:42,960 You think I'm a wizard or something? 369 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,296 Help me, please. 370 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:48,215 - Buddy, go to a counselor or something like that. 371 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,842 Not me, okay? 372 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,511 I'm just, I'm here to sell some ad space, 373 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,638 I'm not qualified at all. 374 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:57,307 This isn't even my real hair. 375 00:16:57,308 --> 00:17:00,019 My real name is Charles, actually. 376 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,521 You an call me Chuck. 377 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:07,777 ? I will fix your problems ? 378 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:12,699 (soft music) 379 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:20,707 (birds chirping) 380 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:25,127 (tense music) 381 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,255 I'm going out, bitch. 382 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:31,008 Beta, maybe you can cover up more? 383 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,053 For your own safety that is. 384 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:37,014 This is the fashion these days! 385 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:41,352 Being as naked as possible is cool, okay? 386 00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:44,439 Your traditional ways of thinking are garbage. 387 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,607 (in English): I'm going to go drink 50 beers 388 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:50,570 and smoke 75 cigarettes and kiss 100 boys now. 389 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:59,079 Beta, I spent all day knitting this sweater for you. 390 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,502 - Great! I can use this to wipe up my filthy, 391 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:11,298 bloody, disgusting junkie period blood. 392 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:14,177 (scary music) 393 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:21,851 (spits) 394 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,903 We used to hide our periods in shame, 395 00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:37,158 pretend like they didn't even exist. 396 00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:39,910 Oh my strong son. 397 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:42,621 You will save me from the darkness of this home. 398 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,125 When will you come home? 399 00:18:46,318 --> 00:18:51,088 (narrator, in English): Next time, on The Wahlid Show. 400 00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,881 - You locked me out of our YouTube channel, 401 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,258 and now he's making videos by himself. 402 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:55,926 - Whatever, bro! 403 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,137 Why don't you go get deported again like you always do? 404 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:01,015 - What? You know that's a sensitive topic for me. 405 00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:02,683 - True. Sorry. 406 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,685 Bro, if you actually think about it, if you never got deported 407 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,061 then we would've never met. - Yeah. 408 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:09,273 - And we would never have become (together): best friends. 409 00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,650 Why are we even on this show? 410 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,027 (audence sighs) 411 00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:15,195 (together): And why does this guy smell like ketchup? 412 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:16,447 (audience laughs) 413 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,824 And why is his chest hair poking out? 414 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,577 - Bro, my grandma just died, want to go to her house 415 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,454 to see if we can find something cool? 416 00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:25,372 - What? - Yeah! 417 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,749 (audience cheers) 418 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,543 - Well, this episode is going to suck, so... 419 00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:31,713 (funky music) 420 00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:35,382 - Alright, Mrs. Dutta. 421 00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:38,678 Explain to me why I should give a crap. 422 00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,267 - Okay? Yeah. 423 00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:49,813 - I cook every day because I love to feed 424 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:52,024 those less fortunate than me. 425 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,485 We employ students because we care. 426 00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:57,112 We keep the prices low because we care. 427 00:19:57,113 --> 00:20:00,741 We have love for them, as if they are our own family. 428 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:03,620 (sentimental music) 429 00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:06,747 No one watches out for them 430 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:09,083 and as a mother it breaks my heart. 431 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:14,129 All you people care about is money, money, money. 432 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,590 But where is your decency? 433 00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,675 Sitting on millions of dollars, 434 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:21,387 having fancy suits, nice cars, 435 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,181 don't you ever think to spend some of it 436 00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:27,018 to help those who do so good? 437 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,979 (narrator): Wow! Will her passion be enough 438 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:32,232 for the judges to have a change of heart? 439 00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:37,778 - That was so lovely. 440 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:41,323 I really hope they put some violins behind that, 441 00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:43,158 because that was beautiful. 442 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:46,370 But, we're out. 443 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:49,624 (banging sound effects) 444 00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,210 (sighs) 445 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:54,545 - Fine. 446 00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:57,131 I think this is the wrong place for someone 447 00:20:57,132 --> 00:21:00,676 who isn't a selfish asshole head like you! 448 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,011 Challo, let's go. 449 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:06,265 (narrator): Oh! Uh, wow, okay. 450 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:09,059 Uh, I thought she'd at least throw a counter-offer. 451 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,144 Alright. 452 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:12,229 Well, anyways, up next we have a- 453 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,480 - Wait. (narrator): Oh. 454 00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:15,316 - Just one more idea. 455 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,859 It's like sled pants. 456 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:20,363 Like pants with a sled if you forget your sled. 457 00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:24,616 Fuck you, fuck your wife. 458 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,285 (man): She's not my wife. 459 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:28,662 - And fuck the hot guy. He should be in the middle. 460 00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:31,708 (tense music) 461 00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:36,046 (doorbell rings) 462 00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:39,256 (cheery music) 463 00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:41,383 (host): Alright, what do you think of this one? 464 00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:42,593 12th floor, lake view? 465 00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:44,511 - Uh... 466 00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:46,680 I don't think my mom would like that place. 467 00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:48,265 She'd get sick there. 468 00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,142 - Okay, well actually, right next door we have this one. 469 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,436 Amenities include a squash court. 470 00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:54,396 - No, that's too high up for my dad. 471 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:57,066 - Alright. Yeah, this place. - No. 472 00:21:57,067 --> 00:22:00,069 - Right here is a church, an old church. 473 00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:01,445 - So it's haunted? 474 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:02,654 - Uhh... What about here? 475 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,783 (overlapping discussion) 476 00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:07,951 - I don't like it. - Okay. 477 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:10,579 Alright. What do you think of right here? 478 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,915 (overlapping discussion) 479 00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:14,750 And you share it with an old Portuguese woman. 480 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:18,672 (overlapping discussion) 481 00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:24,677 (shouting) 482 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:27,054 - Okay. We have looked at over 200 places 483 00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:28,555 and you've had a problem with each of them. 484 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:30,891 - Well, my dad wouldn't like how high up any of those are... 485 00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:33,018 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, and your mom's going to get vertigo. 486 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,063 Do you realize that we have never not matched a bird 487 00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:38,565 with a new nest before? I'm not giving up, okay? 488 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,275 I'm not fucking giving up. 489 00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:42,486 - Wow. That's really great, thank you. 490 00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,113 - Argh! Jim. I need more cigarettes, 491 00:22:44,114 --> 00:22:46,532 more coffee and more coke. Way more fucking coke. 492 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,242 (beep) 493 00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:50,370 (doorbell rings) 494 00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:54,874 (cheery music) 495 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,379 Son, you're home? 496 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,466 Save me from the darkness of this home. 497 00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:09,723 My back is aching. Could you take me to the doctor? 498 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:12,558 (whispering) 499 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,184 My son, what's gotten into you? 500 00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:16,854 (Maanvi, in English): She sucks, get her out of the house. 501 00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:18,355 Tell her to take the bus. 502 00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:20,899 - Yes, take the bus. 503 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:24,278 Catch the bus, old hag! 504 00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:26,655 I don't have any money! 505 00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:28,699 And I can't understand these white people. 506 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,868 (in English): That's not my fault. 507 00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:33,704 You are an uneducated fool! 508 00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:36,915 - I bet she can't even read. 509 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,625 Uneducated woman! 510 00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:41,420 (laughing manically) 511 00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:45,049 My sweet son, what dark magic have these witches done to you?! 512 00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:46,884 (growling) 513 00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:48,469 (elephant trumpets) 514 00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:51,139 (maniacal laughing continues) 515 00:23:53,892 --> 00:23:56,643 I just wanted to give my love, 516 00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:58,813 but no one understands me in this home. 517 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:03,151 (crying) 518 00:24:05,737 --> 00:24:09,199 Take me away from here! 519 00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:15,162 (laughing continues) 520 00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:17,373 (seals bark) 521 00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:20,376 (narrator): How does it feel to not seal the deal? 522 00:24:20,377 --> 00:24:24,046 - I just thought they would see the importance of my company. 523 00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:26,341 So yes, I am disappointed. 524 00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:30,720 - Wow, look who it is. 525 00:24:31,096 --> 00:24:33,305 - Jaspreet? What are you doing here? 526 00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:36,266 - Oh, I'm just pitching my new business. 527 00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:38,560 And I have to thank Jasmeet for it. 528 00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:40,354 He really got me back on my feet. 529 00:24:40,355 --> 00:24:43,691 - This is confusing. - Tell Maanvi I said hi. 530 00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:45,402 Arf, arf, arf, go seals! 531 00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:48,404 (narrator): What happens for you now? 532 00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:53,534 - You know, I have a lot to think about. Thank you. 533 00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:55,452 (narrator): Looks like she does 534 00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:58,205 have a lot to got to think about... 535 00:24:58,206 --> 00:25:01,458 Woah. Woah, woah, hey. What's going on here? 536 00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:02,793 (gasps) 537 00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:04,795 - Oh, um. 538 00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:07,339 Bhua ji, we were just looking for the car... 539 00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:09,216 What the hell's gotten into these two? 540 00:25:09,217 --> 00:25:11,627 No, Auntie, wait, please. Please, Auntie, wait. 541 00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:14,055 (sighs) 542 00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:16,890 - Can I have 100 bucks? 543 00:25:16,891 --> 00:25:18,559 - Oh, fuck off. 544 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,437 - Just 50, or... 545 00:25:21,062 --> 00:25:22,689 Just give me a ride home? 546 00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:25,816 (narrator): Will Neal get a ride home? 547 00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:27,192 (doorbell rings) 548 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:29,945 - Okay, after taking everything 549 00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:31,363 you told us into consideration, 550 00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:34,867 we have found the perfect place for you, finally. 551 00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:36,827 What do you think? - What the heck! 552 00:25:36,828 --> 00:25:38,495 Let's do this thing! - Okay, great! 553 00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:40,539 That's the spirit. - Does it have a pool? 554 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:42,291 - Uh, sure, yeah. 555 00:25:42,292 --> 00:25:44,877 - What about, um, in-suite laundry, does it have that? 556 00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:46,295 - Don't worry about that, 557 00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:48,964 there's someone who does it here, she's very motherly. 558 00:25:48,965 --> 00:25:51,633 A few more steps, and... 559 00:25:51,634 --> 00:25:53,928 Take off your blindfold! 560 00:25:55,847 --> 00:25:57,806 - What? I don't... 561 00:25:57,807 --> 00:25:59,183 I don't want to be here. 562 00:25:59,184 --> 00:26:00,726 - Well, because you can't tell your parents 563 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:04,438 that you want to move out, we found the only spot for you, 564 00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:05,814 so let's take a tour. 565 00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:07,733 - I'll look at the other places... 566 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:09,568 - Time to go on the tour. 567 00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:12,780 - No. - No? No, no, come on. 568 00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:14,281 (Maanvi wailing) 569 00:26:14,282 --> 00:26:16,992 - Here's where you'll be sleeping forever 570 00:26:16,993 --> 00:26:19,453 because you can't grow past your guilt. 571 00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:20,537 - No! 572 00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:22,873 - The same room, the same house, 573 00:26:22,874 --> 00:26:25,209 the same people, until they get old. 574 00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:27,419 - No! - And then you get old. 575 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:28,462 - No! 576 00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:32,591 - Forever and ever until you're a spinster... 577 00:26:32,592 --> 00:26:34,259 - No! - ...divorc�e... 578 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:35,636 - Please. - ...living with your parents. 579 00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:38,722 - I'll live anywhere. - It's too late for that now. 580 00:26:38,723 --> 00:26:40,557 - I'll live with the Portuguese lady. 581 00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:43,185 - She's dead. - I don't need to take showers. 582 00:26:43,186 --> 00:26:44,728 (laughing evilly) I'm stinky Maanvi. 583 00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:47,356 Please, please, you can't do this. 584 00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:50,651 You can't do this. - We didn't do anything, Maanvi. 585 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:51,944 You did this. - I can't be here. 586 00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:53,696 I can't be here. 587 00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:55,823 (host): Wait, no, get back here! Don't do that! Don't... 588 00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:57,574 Come back! 589 00:26:57,575 --> 00:27:01,621 (Maanvi yells) 590 00:27:03,248 --> 00:27:05,542 Oh, she'll be back later on. 591 00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:07,960 Oh, gosh. 592 00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:10,045 Oh, it's good. 593 00:27:10,046 --> 00:27:12,673 I could live here. 594 00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:15,342 Mummy? Mummyji? 595 00:27:15,343 --> 00:27:16,468 West is hungry. 596 00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:18,179 (cheery music) 597 00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:24,101 - I just don't understand why you're so mad about a jacket. 598 00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:26,270 - Oh, my God, it's not just about the jacket. 599 00:27:26,271 --> 00:27:29,189 - I mean, Chippy, you've gotta spell it out for us, right guys? 600 00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:31,108 (audience murmurs in agreement) 601 00:27:31,109 --> 00:27:33,528 - Alright, fine. Here it is. 602 00:27:35,113 --> 00:27:39,367 Jasmeet, you were the first person I came out to. 603 00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:42,661 Do you know how hard that was? 604 00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:44,664 And still is? 605 00:27:45,749 --> 00:27:49,335 - Yeah. I know, okay? 606 00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:52,254 - So then why haven't you addressed your crash out? 607 00:27:52,255 --> 00:27:54,798 All your little fans are out there 608 00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:56,008 thinking it's cool to be homophobic. 609 00:27:56,009 --> 00:27:57,634 - No, they don't, it's like 2% of them. 610 00:27:57,635 --> 00:27:59,636 - Have you even looked at what they're saying? 611 00:27:59,637 --> 00:28:02,139 - Why do you care so much about these like redpill bros? 612 00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:04,516 I can't control what the internet thinks. 613 00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:06,769 - Not control, influence. 614 00:28:06,770 --> 00:28:08,228 (sighs) 615 00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:10,731 You know how weird brown people are 616 00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:13,109 when it comes to queer issues. 617 00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:17,196 - Okay. I'm going to address it. 618 00:28:17,197 --> 00:28:19,114 I just need some time. 619 00:28:19,115 --> 00:28:21,909 I don't want to come across as fake and performative. 620 00:28:21,910 --> 00:28:23,744 I want to it right. 621 00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:26,623 - Okay. Yeah. 622 00:28:27,832 --> 00:28:30,084 It's not just about the apology. 623 00:28:30,085 --> 00:28:33,588 It's about how easily you said what you said. 624 00:28:34,089 --> 00:28:35,589 - You're right. 625 00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:39,052 I get it and I'm sorry. 626 00:28:41,346 --> 00:28:45,058 (audience members clap) 627 00:28:45,059 --> 00:28:48,268 But, if I'm going to be honest with you, 628 00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:51,855 I can't help but feel like I was disrespected too. 629 00:28:51,856 --> 00:28:53,148 (audience members gasp) 630 00:28:53,149 --> 00:28:55,150 - What? (Jasmeet): Yes. 631 00:28:55,151 --> 00:28:56,360 - You're kidding. 632 00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:58,946 - No, I'm not, you ditched me for that idiot. 633 00:28:58,947 --> 00:29:02,033 - Jasmeet, all I do is support you. 634 00:29:02,325 --> 00:29:05,828 You never do the same for me, you understand that, right? 635 00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:07,621 Meanwhile, I've been there for you. 636 00:29:07,622 --> 00:29:10,040 Your mom, your sister, your whole family, 637 00:29:10,041 --> 00:29:11,542 when you choose not to. 638 00:29:11,543 --> 00:29:13,836 - Well, nobody asked you to, okay? 639 00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:15,045 This is insane. 640 00:29:15,046 --> 00:29:16,964 I've done so much for my family. 641 00:29:16,965 --> 00:29:18,298 So much. 642 00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:20,801 And the one time that I do something for myself, 643 00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:22,052 everybody has a problem with it. 644 00:29:22,053 --> 00:29:24,596 - One time? It's all the time. 645 00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:27,224 And everyone just keeps covering for you. 646 00:29:27,225 --> 00:29:30,060 You know what? You're not just a shitty friend. 647 00:29:30,061 --> 00:29:31,937 You're a shitty son. 648 00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:33,732 You're a shitty brother. 649 00:29:34,274 --> 00:29:37,234 You're a shitty person, period. 650 00:29:37,235 --> 00:29:39,153 (audience members gasp) 651 00:29:39,154 --> 00:29:41,281 - So then why are you friends with me? 652 00:29:42,157 --> 00:29:44,116 - I don't know. - So you can use me? 653 00:29:44,117 --> 00:29:45,576 To push your ugly jacket? 654 00:29:45,577 --> 00:29:48,537 Or is it so you can use me to feel better about yourself. 655 00:29:48,538 --> 00:29:50,873 "Oh, look at me, I'm Chippy, I'm going to go around fixing 656 00:29:50,874 --> 00:29:53,667 everyone that I can, even though it's none of my business. 657 00:29:53,668 --> 00:29:56,086 And anybody else that doesn't do the same 658 00:29:56,087 --> 00:29:57,755 and anybody else that doesn't think like me 659 00:29:57,756 --> 00:29:59,423 must be a shitty person." 660 00:29:59,424 --> 00:30:01,550 I'm sorry I don't have like, 661 00:30:01,551 --> 00:30:03,260 two, three million more followers, 662 00:30:03,261 --> 00:30:06,096 because then this whole thing would not be a problem. 663 00:30:06,097 --> 00:30:08,766 - Oh, my God, you're talking about Prem, right? 664 00:30:08,767 --> 00:30:11,560 This is not about Prem. You're so jealous of the guy, 665 00:30:11,561 --> 00:30:13,562 you can't even see that it's about you! 666 00:30:13,563 --> 00:30:16,398 - Oh, yeah, no, I'm real jealous that I'm not being glazed 667 00:30:16,399 --> 00:30:18,400 by a bunch of (beep) 12-year-olds. 668 00:30:18,401 --> 00:30:20,194 - You want to be him so bad, it's so pathetic. 669 00:30:20,195 --> 00:30:22,154 - Yeah, no, I'm real jealous. 670 00:30:22,155 --> 00:30:24,448 That I'm not hacky and I'm not going to be replaced 671 00:30:24,449 --> 00:30:26,575 by a younger, hotter version of me. 672 00:30:26,576 --> 00:30:28,285 And then what? Then what am I going to do? 673 00:30:28,286 --> 00:30:30,329 Go on TikTok and beg for galaxies? 674 00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:32,081 "Please, guys, send me a galaxy, what's up, 675 00:30:32,082 --> 00:30:33,457 hit that like, yeah, yeah, yeah." 676 00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:35,125 - Come on, man. - Do birthday cameo shoutouts? 677 00:30:35,126 --> 00:30:38,087 "Hey! Happy bar mitzvah, can you pay me 10 bucks? 678 00:30:38,088 --> 00:30:40,839 Hey, happy Diwali, $50 please." 679 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,049 (audience laughs) 680 00:30:42,050 --> 00:30:44,635 He's a hack, he's a (beep)hole, 681 00:30:44,636 --> 00:30:46,512 he's not even that good-looking to be honest, 682 00:30:46,513 --> 00:30:49,598 he has no style, he's going to be washed in a year or two. 683 00:30:49,599 --> 00:30:51,975 Prem, come on guys, Prem sucks, 684 00:30:51,976 --> 00:30:54,812 Prem sucks, Prem sucks. 685 00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:56,271 - Alright, alright, alright. 686 00:30:56,272 --> 00:30:59,108 Well, speak of the devil, here comes Prem! 687 00:30:59,109 --> 00:31:00,985 (audience members cheer) 688 00:31:00,986 --> 00:31:02,861 - Prem is here, come on! - Wait, what? 689 00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:05,614 - Give it up for Prem, yeah! The hottest man on the internet. 690 00:31:05,615 --> 00:31:08,075 - Let's go! What's that (beep) you've been saying about me? 691 00:31:08,076 --> 00:31:10,077 Glazing 12-year-olds? 692 00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:11,495 - What the hell's going on here? 693 00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:12,621 (Wahlid): The Wahlid Show, baby. 694 00:31:12,622 --> 00:31:15,916 - You're right. You could never be me. 695 00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:18,419 That's why I stole your girl. 696 00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:21,256 (audience shouting) 697 00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:25,759 (crowd screaming) 698 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,762 (overlapping yells) 699 00:31:28,763 --> 00:31:34,852 (beeping repeatedly) 700 00:31:34,853 --> 00:31:39,189 - Oh my God! Stop! (bleep) stop! 701 00:31:39,190 --> 00:31:41,568 Stop! Fucking stop! 702 00:31:43,445 --> 00:31:45,488 What is wrong with you? 703 00:31:47,782 --> 00:31:49,366 You know what? 704 00:31:49,367 --> 00:31:51,535 I can't do this anymore. Okay? 705 00:31:51,536 --> 00:31:55,164 Wear the jacket, don't wear the fucking jacket, 706 00:31:55,165 --> 00:31:57,541 I don't fucking care. I don't care anymore. 707 00:31:57,542 --> 00:32:00,252 Get your ass beat on live TV, 708 00:32:00,253 --> 00:32:02,838 clout chase all you want, I'm done with you! 709 00:32:02,839 --> 00:32:04,424 I'm fucking done! 710 00:32:12,223 --> 00:32:13,599 (Wahlid): Ooh. 711 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,310 (door shuts) 712 00:32:17,228 --> 00:32:20,064 Well, I'm glad she didn't take this 713 00:32:20,065 --> 00:32:22,483 because these are expensive. 714 00:32:22,484 --> 00:32:24,985 Like, 300 bucks for one of these things. 715 00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:27,613 It's so annoying, too, because if you lose one 716 00:32:27,614 --> 00:32:29,281 then you can't use the other one. 717 00:32:29,282 --> 00:32:31,367 This is all like TV stuff, 718 00:32:31,368 --> 00:32:33,535 you probably have no idea what I'm talking about. 719 00:32:33,536 --> 00:32:35,913 It sounds like Chinese to you, what I'm saying. 720 00:32:35,914 --> 00:32:39,542 (funky music) 721 00:32:43,838 --> 00:32:45,673 (music stops) 722 00:32:49,928 --> 00:32:52,305 (funky music continues) 723 00:32:59,229 --> 00:33:01,647 - It's tiffins, done different. 724 00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:04,066 With cheap, reusable packaging, 725 00:33:04,067 --> 00:33:06,318 AI robots making all the deliveries, 726 00:33:06,319 --> 00:33:08,946 and barely any labour costs for cooking. 727 00:33:08,947 --> 00:33:10,614 - How is that possible? 728 00:33:10,615 --> 00:33:14,368 - Well, my uncle is the head secretary 729 00:33:14,369 --> 00:33:16,620 at one of the local Gurdwaras, 730 00:33:16,621 --> 00:33:19,206 so I may have cut him a little deal, 731 00:33:19,207 --> 00:33:21,291 if I bring in some of the groceries, 732 00:33:21,292 --> 00:33:22,876 they'll set aside some food 733 00:33:22,877 --> 00:33:25,004 that the volunteers will cook in the Langar Hall. 734 00:33:25,005 --> 00:33:27,339 I repackage it, resell it! 735 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:30,134 - Using existing kitchens and free labour, 736 00:33:30,135 --> 00:33:31,802 there's barely any overhead. 737 00:33:31,803 --> 00:33:34,805 - Exactly. With the network of community kitchens 738 00:33:34,806 --> 00:33:37,391 and langar halls set up across the country, 739 00:33:37,392 --> 00:33:40,603 we can use this model to expand all over. 740 00:33:42,147 --> 00:33:44,274 - Holy shit, I am so wet right now. 741 00:33:44,941 --> 00:33:48,193 - Also, butter chicken poutine anyone? 742 00:33:48,194 --> 00:33:50,696 (panellists gasp) 743 00:33:50,697 --> 00:33:53,867 - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Give it. 744 00:33:56,161 --> 00:33:58,538 (laughing) 745 00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:07,797 We're going to be rich. 746 00:34:08,423 --> 00:34:10,090 We're going to be rich. 747 00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:11,550 We're going to be rich. 748 00:34:11,551 --> 00:34:15,512 We're going to be rich. 749 00:34:15,513 --> 00:34:17,389 We're going to be rich. 750 00:34:17,390 --> 00:34:20,434 We're going to be rich. We're going to be rich. 751 00:34:20,435 --> 00:34:25,230 We're going to be rich. We're going to be rich. 752 00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:26,649 We're going to be rich. 753 00:34:26,650 --> 00:34:28,400 We're going to be rich. 754 00:34:28,401 --> 00:34:30,403 (seal barks) 755 00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:34,991 (theme music) 756 00:34:41,039 --> 00:34:43,750 Subtitling: difuze 757 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:48,350 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0